Mum Riding a Horse — by Beckie (aged 40½)

A truly one-of-a-kind masterpiece by my sister Beckie, capturing our mum riding… well, a horse. Or at least something that technically has four legs, a tail, and teeth like a cartoon shark. It’s bold, it’s expressive, it’s framed in the kind of chaotic energy you only get when someone just commits to the bit and refuses to erase. Signed proudly with her age (40½), as if anyone doubted this was the work of a seasoned artist.

Why buy it?
Because every home deserves a conversation starter. Because Beckie deserves recognition for her brave attempt at equestrian realism. And because if I sell just 6 of these, I can pay her back the £30 that I owe her. This isn’t charity, it’s just basic maths dressed up as art.