Henry Hoover - Print - Word to Bossman

History books left out a crucial detail. Henry VIII wasn’t just a monarch with a high wife-turnover rate. He was also, apparently, the world’s first vacuum enthusiast. This print reimagines the infamous king as a full Henry Hoover hybrid, complete with puffed sleeves, royal bling and a feathered plume that feels uncomfortably accurate.

Our regal Henry stands triumphantly, hoover-nozzle at the ready, having just “tidied up” yet another unfortunate spouse. It’s macabre, it’s ridiculous and it’s exactly the kind of historical revisionism the nation didn’t ask for but absolutely deserves.